The place I could be anyone.

Annie's Wardrobe in Woodstock is a warehouse of fancy dress costumes, where you can pretty much pretend all you like, skip and jump through aisles of hanging garments that absorb sound, or dress as whorishly as you please.

This was where we found costumes for Sax Appeal's 2011 photoshoot. Not telling much more though. You'll have to wait until February 10th at a suburban traffic light near you. Make sure you buy your copy from the Slut who presents you with the most convincing sob story, beggar's plea or general trashy student lingo in exchange for cash.

(Be prepared for a bit of a wake-up call - students have been known to do anything for a buck).