it boils down to this - or something like it.

                                                                original article here

taking over the interwebs

it's die moederfokken antwoord. it means the answer.
the answer to what?
whatever man...fuck.

awful or the best thing in the fokken universe? at zeflings.com

it is also worth a mention that die antwoord's video 'Zef Side' has also made it for consideration to be exhibited in the video art category at The Guggenheim Museum in NYC. the hybrid performance video/interview is best known for ninja's genitalisa bouncing up and down in a pair of Pink Floyd 'Dark Side of the Moon' shortpants.

art product. fok.

eight-armed legend found dead

psychic mollusc, 'paul the octopus' was found dead in his tank in Germany yesterday, when all three of his hearts stopped beating.
celebrated around the world for accurately predicting the results for eight of the 2010 world cup matches, including the final between Holland and Spain, Paul 'died peacefully in the night of natural causes.'

the britsh-born oracle was unmarried and leaves behind no larvae.

original article here

the english sense of humour.

the front page of the newspaper today had a pretty funny article, in small font, somewhere beneath a spectacular cover story about a flood/famine/terrorist attack/celebrity meltdown. it was about the famous little town of Fucking, Austria (pronounced 'fooking') and the numerous phonecalls from English pranksters residents have been receiving lately (now really, why all the attention?) . according to the article (and i can imagine a rather bored journalist getting in some good behind-the-scene laughs while trying to remain objective) the hoodlams found residents' contact details by typing in the word 'Fucking' into the Austrian telephone directory. really now. some people have way too much time. the situation is so dire that the Mayor of Fucking has commented. in all dignity, he and the citizens of Fucking 'do not find zis funny.' neighbouring towns of 'Rottenegg' and 'Shitterton' have been having similar problems.

The publication censored out the offending letters of the name with asteriskes.

i clearly have too much time also.

bella tortuga

foxy originals is a proudly canadian jewellery brand with some exquisite designs worn by locals and celebrities alike. my favourite pieces are the brazilia necklaces and the wearable letters range. alos love the galapagos pendants for their mystical charm.

                         visit www.beingbrazen.com to enter a fantastic foxy originals giveaway

JUMBO mixtape, from Lo and Behold! magazine.

lo and behold! online magazine has released a fantastic mixtape with their second ever issue. mixed by cape town music veteran Jumbo, the mixtape is a soulish amalgamation of vinyl-inspired popular reggae and african sounds of decades past.

get it here

-the Asssembly is now mixing-

the Assembly has announced its new range of flavoured Olmeca Blanco Tequilas at the bar, available in Bubblegum, Caramel and Chocolate, with plenty more to come.

gourmet tequila? yes please.

to wade my naked feet in miracles

                                                        [some reasons to fill your day as they did mine]

• buying a pre-loved dress from a second-hand shop and soaking it in bleach overnight so that, when rinsed and wrung and aired out in the sun (that rhymed), it comes out crisp and white and good as new
• bottled evian
• toasted tramezzinis from urban salad bar at the kloof street spar. (that rhymed again)
• blue foundation's eyes on fire
• watching old baywatch re-runs, laughing and exclaiming how so very 'nineties' it all was, what with the rows of boobs/pecs, whiny guitar drifts, medio acting and of course, the Hoff's growly presence.
• johnson's baby oil and its many properties
• chocolate pots from the deli.
• the downward dog yogic position [ this is not dodgy ]

         hope you enjoyed my boring-ass blog list. x

a child-so high -you are.

Ye lovers of the picturesque, away and see



Beautiful Balmoral, near by the River Dee;


There ye will see the deer browsing on the heathery hills,


While adown their sides run clear sparkling rills.

william topaz mcgonagall, beautiful balmoral

anyone live in a pretty how town

where someones married their everyones

as heroic as it seems

in realms good and great withal

just a pretty bandit at the seams.