Why ith the word 'lisp' tho hard to prounounth? That's cruel of you, English language.
Why does toast always land buttered side up?
If they know me by name at the gym, does it mean I'm getting fitter?
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why do women go to the restroom in pairs?
And why are people always quiet in elevators? And why do they look up at the ceiling? I guess it's because it goes up and down, and that's entertaining. And mirrors in elevators - don't get me started on those. It's like a doppelganger invasion, except awkward.