LAST NIGHT I MET THE QUEEN.
okay, well, i didn't meet her Royal Highness herself. i met a queen though, and was pretty chuffed with myself. he told me how some drunk girl had been throwing herself on him on the dancefloor, and how he had thrown up his dear little hands in terror, and had tried his best to let her down nicely. bless him, he danced with me though and we had a great ol' time.