into you like a train

one of the things that annoys me about being at UCT is the presence of carnivourous pigeons, which are often cannibalistic and never fly away when you try to catch them.

my feet have also been marred by a permanent sandal tan.

also, spot the albino pigeon on campus and exclaim 'it's the dove of the holy spirit here to redeem us all' and look like an idiot in front of all of those interesting people on the Steps of Heaven.